A to Z of US Election 2024

A stands for Avengers, who have assembled for Harris.B stands for bear, the one RFK Jr. dumped in Central Park.C stands for childless cat ladies, all of whom are voting for Harris.D stands for Diddy, who is somehow friends with everyone.E stands for Elon Musk, who wants to colonise Mars.F stands for fascist, a word Democrats love to call Trump.G stands for government, which Vivek Ramaswamy wants to shrink.H stands for Haitians, who are definitely not eating cats and dogs.I stands for Iran, trying to manipulate the US election.J stands for JD Vance, NPR's favourite interviewee.K stands for KHive, the group of online Harris supporters.L stands for Liz Cheney, now a huge Harris stan.M stands for marijuana, which Harris has promised to legalise.N stands for neocons, who are personae non grata with MAGA.O stands for Oprah, who’s backing Harris.P stands for Pennsylvania, where Donald trumped death. Q stands for QAnon, a conspiracy theory movement claiming a secret elite "deep state" runs global corruption.R stands for Roe vs. Wade, whose overturn could decide this election.S stands for swing states, which will determine the nation’s fate.T stands for "trans ideology" that Trump has "promised" to ban. U stands for The Undertaker, who is backing Trump for POTUS.V stands for voter turnout, which is very strong this year. W stands for White Dudes for Harris, whose lovers, Trump claims, is voting for him.X stands for X, that re-platformed Trump. Y stands for YMCA, the gay anthem Donald Trump loves dancing to.Z stands for ZZZZZZ, after which Biden was cut loose.