A to Z of US Election 2024

A stands for Avengers, who have assembled for Harris.
B stands for bear, the one RFK Jr. dumped in Central Park.
C stands for childless cat ladies, all of whom are voting for Harris.
D stands for Diddy, who is somehow friends with everyone.
E stands for Elon Musk, who wants to colonise Mars.
F stands for fascist, a word Democrats love to call Trump.
G stands for government, which Vivek Ramaswamy wants to shrink.
H stands for Haitians, who are definitely not eating cats and dogs.
I stands for Iran, trying to manipulate the US election.
J stands for JD Vance, NPR's favourite interviewee.
K stands for KHive, the group of online Harris supporters.
L stands for Liz Cheney, now a huge Harris stan.
M stands for marijuana, which Harris has promised to legalise.
N stands for neocons, who are personae non grata with MAGA.
O stands for Oprah, who’s backing Harris.
P stands for Pennsylvania, where Donald trumped death.
Q stands for QAnon, a conspiracy theory movement claiming a secret elite "deep state" runs global corruption.
R stands for Roe vs. Wade, whose overturn could decide this election.
S stands for swing states, which will determine the nation’s fate.
T stands for "trans ideology" that Trump has "promised" to ban.
U stands for The Undertaker, who is backing Trump for POTUS.
V stands for voter turnout, which is very strong this year.
W stands for White Dudes for Harris, whose lovers, Trump claims, is voting for him.
X stands for X, that re-platformed Trump.
Y stands for YMCA, the gay anthem Donald Trump loves dancing to.
Z stands for ZZZZZZ, after which Biden was cut loose.