After Tiger Shroff, Alia becomes butt of jokes

Ever since our little starlet Alia Bhatt graced Karan Johar's coffee couch and gave the world a glimpse of her 'GK', twitteratis and fbites have bombarded their platforms with Alia Bhatt jokes. After Uday Chopra, Alok Nath, Danny Dengzongpa, Neil Mukesh, Yami Gautam and Tiger Shroff, its now Alia Bhatt who has become butt of jokes. A separate page Alia Bhatt trolls has been created on FB, which has been trending ever since its been created. We have compiled few really hilarious jokes that you're bound to enjoy!
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Mahesh Bhatt and Arnab Goswami in a conversation

Mahesh: My daughter is in a medical college
Arnab: What does she exactly study
Mahesh: She's not studying, they are studying her

Einstein says - Be friends with Alia Bhatt and feel like a genius all the time!

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Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle

Alia: B. An Elephant

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Scene: Alia at a conference
Alia: No further questions please. I have already clarified Prithviraj Chauhan is not the President of India. It is Prithviraj Kapoor.

Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season

Arnab: What is the Capital of India
Alia: I
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Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan

Karan: Why did you intially reject '2 States' before finally accpeting it later?

Alia: I was told that the movie would be named '2 States', and I was like, look, lol I am not that dumb. I know there are three states - solid, liquid, gas.

Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia, are you chewing gum?

Alia: No, I am a human being
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Scene: Alia Bhatt at a press conference

Alia: As a child I was always fond of tall buildings


Journalist: Can you name some famous builders?
Alia Bhatt: Bob The Builder


Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan

Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?

Alia: Simple, the person who made it.

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Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia do you know MS office?

Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.


Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)

Karan: Alia which food do you love the most

Alia: Desi

Karan: And which dish?

Alia: Pasta

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Scene: Alia Bhatt applying lipstick to her forehead

Why?

Because someone told Alia to make up her mind
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri

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